You know how i know youre gay
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit! Cal: You know how I know you're gay? David: You like Coldplay. Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. Cal: How? David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. David: You're gay for saying that. David: Arr. View Quote Jill: Are you Andy? David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face.
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan". Like there's this, and then in a year it's like "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm, I'm a g-gay guy now".
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David: You know how I know that you're gay? If you’re looking for the best gay jokes, funny jokes about gays, or classic you know how I know you’re gay jokes, you’ve come to the right place! Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? Cal: That's gay? The scene in which David and Cal joke about how each of them know how the other is gay from ’s comedy movie ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin’.
David: How? Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once. Dude, at least leave my torso alone. You know how I know that you're gay? It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your. I mean, I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that lead to you being gay.
Cal: [Shows screen shot of a Mortal Kombat video game] I'm ripping your head off right now.
David: You know how I know you're gay? David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate. And you can tell who other gay people are? You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.